Making Her Think You’re Rich
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Most, if not all women today will be turned off if you’re broke as hell. Therefore, you need to learn how to impress a girl by having a few dollars. Even if you’re broke, there are still a good number of things you can do to make her think you have a few dollars to spend on her. Being broke ain’t a joke.
Have A Job
Unless she’s stupid, she’ll probably know you have no money if you’re not working. Even if it’s at your local grocery store, $8/hour can add up to be a lot, especially if you are a teenager. Try to get a job doing anything possible. It is very easy to earn upwards of $400 per month by only working 16 or 17 hours a week, and if you’re too young to get a job, well then do some chores.
Get A Credit Card
Your bank might say you’ve got $80 to your name, but if you are swiping a credit/debit card in front of her, she will most likely think you’ve got some money. If you can get custom credit cards from the bank, get the goldest one possible. She’ll think you’re loaded!
Have A Wallet
By the age of 13 you should have a wallet in your pocket at all times. I don’t care if the only card in it is a library card, and you have $2. A simple $10-$15 wallet from the thrift store will make you look cool. And, if you have a few bucks to spend, I’d recommend the Stainless Steel Wallet. However, this is not a necessity.
The Classic Money Roll
Having $70 in your pocket could really impress a girl. It could impress her even more if all she sees is the $50 bill. If you want to look like a total badass, get a roll of bills going. Stick a rubber band around the roll and make sure the 50 is on the outside. She’ll think you have a bunch of 50s on you. Then, when you have to pay for something, just slide that gold debit card with $45 dollars on it. The roll will remain intact, and so will her thoughts of you being wealthy.
See, it isn’t hard to make a girl think you’re loaded. Even if you’ve got $100 to your name, and a debit card, you could impress the hell out of any girl. But be careful - if your card gets rejected, chances are you will.
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Nice tips, but it shouldn’t be only cash why girls are with you LOL…
Agreed. And I think she’ll think something’s up when you have a “roll of 50s” and you’re driving a beat-up 1992 Cavalier. Heck, even if you’re driving a nice car, most people just don’t carry rolls of money around like that, and if they do, they use it to pay for things, not plastic. Silver cards are also nice, since platinum is better than gold.
As long as he has cash to pay for the date he asks me on money really isn’t an issue for me. I’ve dated men who literally had nothing, and not had a problem with it, because I’m pretty broke myself. If I like the guy, I like him, regardless of how light his wallet is or the color of his credit card.
It’s not a good idea to encourage people to get credit cards just to impress someone, especially considering how much debt you could get into.
you need to be VERY careful here
often taking these concerns masks a very real insecurity on the guy’s part
and the girl will pick up on that before she picks up on your money roll
this one isnt that great..
having a roll of money with a rubberband isnt badass
it just looks like you’re too cheap for a wallet
and not all girls are into the whole lotsof money thing
unless you want a gold-digging bitch